Left alone in the capable flippers of the short-notice babysitter (i.e. Grandma…) – while his parents brave the crowds of last-minute Christmas shoppers (please, humour me…) – this enterprising chick seizes his opportunity for a little seasonal wool-pulling, of the ‘over-the-eyes’ variety…:
CHICK: “As I have been such a good chick, Mummy & Daddy said I could have all my presents today… Er, so that I have more time to *help* on Christmas Day…”
BABYSITTER: (Deeply sceptical) “Hmmmmmm…”
